I've decided, it's time and proper to leave the LDS Church , asking for a resignation of my Church Membership

As you'll no doubt hear elsewhere, like anybody really cares, I've prayed and prayed over this, but I have came to the decision that it's time for and proper for me to leave the Church-of- Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The ideals and all as well as domestic actions and attitudes to not properly or easily coexist with mine. I chew, drink coffee, and hunger for not just carnal, but the company of women. I'm a wyld creature that will not be tamed , domesticated , nor will I be assimilated. There for latter today within church I'll be making an appointment with our Bishop, since this is where this starts, to resign my membership in the church and expunge all records of me ever belonging to the LDS denomination. This in no way says I will no longer believe in Heavenly Father, Jesus Christ nor the Holy Ghost, nor will I stop praying, but there have been all too many instances here lately throughout our Ward and my attending others, that such attendance and fellowship in the Mormon denomination is no longer beneficial, nor mutually agreeable. This started the other night at a baptism, I attended, for some youth that I don't even know. Why the Bishop invites everyone to such things is beyond me, I would think that such a sacred process would be held in the utmost privacy. But who am I to decide this? Any mile, I went as there was the suggestion of FOOD, being there. After a short visit with a few church ward members and coming up dry as before for aid in rescuing LexiBelle, and after what has been near 9 months of asking just about every member of the Priesthood for help bringing my truck here so I could make my own money, but to no avail, yet get lectured by the Bishop on why church assistance on rent and utilities was even requested. The list goes on, and I'll refrain here from going into that, but later today its time I request to start the process of leaving the Church with some sort of dignity retained. 
Let ya'll know what happens.
TTYLY